"You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he weighs?" "I don't know, what does he weigh?" "Meat."
"I saw a sign in a hardware store to- day 'Cast iron sinks.' As though every- one wasn't wise to that."
"How are you to-day?" "Oh, I can't kick." "Thought you were ill." "I am I have the gout." BY T. B. AND T. C. [HERE] New York FRANK VERNON & CO., 103 Park Avenue