Warm, Ballsy or Brown?

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Pat Darnell and Friends says:
May 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
It is times like these, in quests for truth, that I reach out and think “What would Lindsay Lohan’s father say?” and he might say, WWLLFS :

“The girl is such an amazing, talented, gifted and loving person. She’s been consumed by the people, the lifestyle, but you know what? Don’t give up hope. I am telling you now, if she gets the help that she needs, she is going to be right back on top, just like Robert Downey Jr.”

That is so accurate: yes she will be back on top in her new movie role as Linda Lovelace…

So with that point of departure, a father and daughter’s parallelepiped love\hate for each other… I attack the problem presented by the head gear Geek himself, Pribekstein.

But, as many of you know I don’t know shat from Shinola about the gig trade of improvisational guitar… don’t you worry — that won’t stop me. Using my rare talent as clarinetist and using local subjects in the field, for instance Ferdinand the bull, I shall test for “Warm” and “Ballsy” eh?

So I assemble my B-flat French licorice stick, with coffee stained reed, and proceed out into the field. Ferdinand is a prolific herder, Ste Getrudis bull that runs on the grouping of heifers out here. He is as docile as a butterfly, lest another bull arrives … but 99% non-judgmental.

I corner him up in the barn [metal building] and get out my milking stool. I inspect his balls to make a note of how they look before I perform the test. Everything is ship shape, and Ferdinand is happy with the five-in-one bucket full of grain at his nose.

I asked around to find a ball handler who might assist me in this endeavor, but no one had time … and my sworn enemy is unavailable, so I go it alone… if his members get warmer, I will not be certain.

I start with lowest note on the register … in bass range E .. well to tell you the truth it is a ball vibrating note … and Ferdinand does stop chewing for a moment and looks over at me…. whether things heat up — it is still to be determined. So right of the bat this is a good testing ground, by the look of it.

I run through the rest of the notes ascending and notice reactions mostly at Gb , Ab , Db , and Eb … reactions are tail swinging swatting flies, ear twitch, skin twitch, and a slinging of fodder slobber over his shoulder… good stuff !! We’re excited.

I lose Ferdinand in the higher registers until I hit a high A# …. then old boy just stops everything he is doing and bellows… maybe this is a repent, don’t know for sure. But I am almost certain his balls shrunk a little during that blast, ascending themselves into the tenore range.

Summary
This experiment was conducted to prove the warm balls sound of instrumentals, using raw, unspoilt nature as its catholic study grounds. There is an old Italian saying: “Buon festa, come sono calde le uova?” which means “Happy Day, how warm are the eggs?”

A Texas Girl




A Mexican, an Arab,

and a Texas girl are

in the same bar.




When the Mexican

finishes his beer,

he throws his glass

in the air, pulls out

his pistol, and shoots

the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico ,

our glasses are so

cheap we don't need

to drink with the same one twice.'




The Arab, obviously

impressed by this,

drinks non-alcohol beer

(cuz he's a muslim!),

throws it into the

air, pulls out his

AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces...

He says, 'In the

Arab World, we have

so much sand to make

glasses that we don't

need to drink with

the same one twice either.'




The Texas girl,

cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer,

downs it in one gulp,

throws the glass into

the air, whips out her

45, and shoots the

Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass,

setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

she says,

'In Texas ,

we have so many

illegal aliens that

we don't have to

drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless TEXAS

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From Swayze with Shove

From: Jennifer.Swoboda
Date: 9/4/2006 9:00:13 PM
Subject: Your pick for the DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!
My personal pick for the "dumbest movie ever" would have to be "Roadhouse" with Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot. It is a favorite among male viewers in western Nebraska, so unfortunately, I've been exposed to this little cinematic "classic" waaaaaay more than I care to be! Share your thoughts on the barkers out there.
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From: Bonnie.Nicholson
Date: 9/5/2006 8:48:45 AM
One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen is The Grudge. It was built up to be this terribly scary, exciting movie, and it was absolutely awful. The only thing scary about it was the fact that I paid $6 to go see it. There are a lot of them out there, but this one takes the cake!
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From: John.Wyatt2
Date: 9/6/2006 7:59:27 PM
I LOVE Road House!! (Being male.) Besides, I like just about anything Patrick Swayzee has done (Even "Next of Kin").
But the worst of all time, in my humble opinion, is "Robot Monster." Even worse than Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space!" Robot Monster has aspace monster in a lousy gorilla suit with a fishbowl helmet, chasing after this poor woman hiding in a cave. I've never been able to watch more than about 15 minutes of that turkey!
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From: Robert.Jones59
Date: 9/6/2006 10:22:54 PM
Subject: Bugs and Clowns...
Ok I have two all time dumb/stupid/garbage/waste-o-money movies. You know the ones... the ones you rent because the original was good... or the dvd box looked interesting.
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation: I liked the first one... all campy and looked like it was made to be silly. But the sequel... OMG it was down right garbage, bad acting, illogical stuff happening, and goofy props. Save your time and money.
Mr. Jingles: Ok the cover had a scary looking clown (like the Killer Clowns from Outerspace kind of scary). The story on the box made it sound sort of interesting and my son likes seing creepy clown movies. Well I lasted about a whole 2 minutes with this one.I looked like it was filmed on with a 80's VHS camera. And the acting, well i imagine that the actor negotiation was like "hey billy, wanna be in my movie I am filming in the morning?".
I like weird movies but these took the cake.
Robert
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From: TAMMY.OWSLEY
Date: 9/10/2006 2:52:52 AM
Thats easy, dumb, dumb and dumber. I know..Jim carey is awesome but as much as i try I can not like that movie. I like road house though, patrick swayzee is just a bonus to the movie. Another selection of dumb movies would be all the friday the 13 movies or freddy crugar really anything that entails chopping people into pieces, i just dont get. I like a scary movie when its a good one..Silent hill was a great movie. Weird but i liked it. Oh yeah the rob zombie movies(house of a thousand corpses and ther was one more after that...oh my, something is wrong with that guy..
Tamara
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From: Jennifer.Swoboda
Date: 9/11/2006 6:43:02 PM
Subject: Re: "Next of Kin"-LOL!
OMG! Liam Neeson has to want to crawl in a hole every time they re-run this hillbilly flick! Can you imagine? Unfortunately, this is regarded as another classic here in Nebraska. I have had the "pleasure" of seeing it at least three times. My brother is a hillbilly (for real) and he LOVES "Nest of Kin" and "Road House". You set him up with some adult beverages and a block of Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot movies and he's in heaven.
Jennifer Swoboda
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From: Ron.Berry3
Date: 10/18/2006 6:36:27 PM
Subject: Re: Your pick for the DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!
Yeah I apologize I like Roadhouse only for the soul reason I like to watch people get their butts kicked. Other than that the movie was horrible. The plot was weak but it was ok I suppose.
However my worst movie I have ever seen wuld be Waterworld starring and written by Kevin Costner. Now don't get me wrong I like him some what as an actor for instance his Robin Hood Prince of Theives role he played was outstanding. But he needs not to direct or write anything in the future.
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From: Jennifer.Swoboda
Date: 10/26/2006 8:06:47 PM
Subject: Re: My Pick for dumbest Movie isn't even out yet
This is so cool! Thanks for sharing the link with us! It is a pleasure to receive feedback from someone with first-hand knowledge of a truly bad flick.
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From: Patrick.Darnell
Date: 11/30/2006 11:26:20 AM
Subject: Re: Report from the Middle
This is funny... well maybe humorous, and if anyone does a fact check on me I claim memory fade!
This has to do with why we remember some things and forget others. I would like to set the record straighter. The Swayze’s are not, nor have ever been, Bad Boys.
I played football against Patrick Swayze in Houston high school ball. He was at Waltrip, when I was at Lamar. He was a linebacker, my job as offense guard was to detain him as much and as often as I could, which I did easily with joy.
My connection to Swayze’s: Official Patrick Swayze International Fan Club His mother Patsy Swayze is a well known choreographer of among others; Urban Cowboy, Thelma and Louise and Letters from a Killer) ran a huge dance studio, where my sister Sylvia religiously went to class in the 60’s. My sis is a great dancer for it.
Patrick and his brother are not bad boys in any stretch of the imagination... and that is why their movies suck. I am just an average schmuck, so that has to hurt, eh?
For instance: This is the list of Patrick Swayze DANCE SCHOOL OF COMPANIES: Houston Jazz Ballet Company, Harkness Ballet Theater School, New York; Joffrey Ballet Company; Eliot Feld Ballet Company via his international fan club site.
I think Patrick S. had to quit football due to his career... or something. I just know I missed the opportunity smashing him the next year when we played Waltrip. Patrick's brother, less famous, taller was skating the Houston Galleria Ice Rink one night 1970-ish when I and my sister and others were there ice skating. I skated up beside him and said "my sister goes to your mom's studio.” He replied "Oh, yeah?" Then I said I was having trouble ice skating... and he said: "You just move... let your body move, and he showed me extremely gracefully how to move the body and the feet naturally follow." Of course I was there to get his attention for my older sister, but I remember him as a genuinely nice guy, lanky but extremely graceful.
Too bad Swayze can do no better than play a part he is not suited for. He should be doing re-makes of Ginger and Fred movies.
My conclusion: Patrick Swayze was in a music video about Roxanne?? Or sort of a Jet/shark street fights knockoff. He was great in that role. The girl I recognized from the Swayze Studios, she was a bit too classy for the role in the music video... but those two should never have separated. Actually I think she might have married him; they would have danced their way to the 21st century. Dance Fever; American Idol; Celebrity boxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reality shows!!!!!!!!!!!! CTUOnline~/... instead Swayze is a cross-dressing , lonesome broke cowboy, serial killer on death row. I cannot believe the Swayzes aren't among the incredibly rich walking self-loathing today, 35 years later.
P. Swayze is one out of about five millions of us who are famous for no other reason than we grew up strong, married the right person, had great kids cars and dogs, and have paid all our taxes. I cannot relate to Swayze's roles in movies. Something needs to be said for working class and how it is not represented anywhere. I cannot remember a working class actor since....? The movie career of Swayze: what a waste of time and talent.
That's my report from the middle.... here in Bryan, Texas, "...where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and our children are all above average." Patrick Darnell
Swayze MOVIES: This is scary to think about:
Skate town U.S.A. - "Ace" 1979
The Outsiders - "Darrel Curtis" 1983
Uncommon Valor - "Kevin Scott" 1983
Grandview U.S.A. - "Ernie (Slam) Webster" 1984
(Patrick and Lisa choreographers)
Red Dawn - "Jed Eckert" 1984
Youngblood - "Derek Sutton" 1986
Steel Dawn - "Nomad" 1987
Dirty Dancing - "Johnny Castle" 1987
Tiger Warsaw - "Chuck (Tiger) Warsaw" 1988
Road House - "Dalton" 1989
Next of Kin - "Truman Gates" 1989
Ghost - "Sam Wheat" 1990
Point Break - "Bodhi" 1991
City of Joy - "Dr. Max Lowe" 1992
Father Hood - "Jack Charles" 1993
Tall Tale - The Unbelievable Adventures of Pecos Bill - "Pecos Bill" 1994
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - "Vida Boheme" 1995
Three Wishes - "Jack McCloud" 1995
Letters from a Killer - "Race Darnell" 1998
Black Dog - "Jack Crews" 1998
Forever Lulu (aka Along for the Ride) - "Ben Clifton" 2000
Donnie Darko - "Jim Cunningham" 2001
The Green Dragon - "Sgt. Jim Lance" 2002
Waking Up In Reno - "Roy Kirkendall" 2002
One Last Dance - "Travis MacPhearson" 2003
(Patrick also Producer)
11:14 - "Frank" 2003
George and the Dragon - "Garth" 2004
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights - "Dance Class Instructor (cameo)" 2004
Keeping Mum - "Lance" 2005
Jump! (filming completed June2006 - now in post-production) - "Richard Pressburger "
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Lemmy's Bobble Head

The Icon Status Think Tank, And, Review Board

One of the things that irks me is the way people throw the word “icon” around. So and so’s an icon. I has bothered me enough that I started using it a lot. Much to my chagrin, whenever I say something like; “Oh yeah, he/she is an icon“, the sarcasm is generally lost (somehow!!??) and people eat it up like it’s actual conversation.

ICON, Yes? by Jack Pribek, followed with Comments by Others

What is even worse is the phrase; “has reached icon status”. One minute-not icon, next minute-icon. Who decides when somebody has “reached icon status”? Well, I did some research (a lot of research, believe me) and, it turns out the answer is nobody. There is no organization or governing body that determines “icon status”. So, when you see the words, “has officially reached icon status”, it really doesn’t mean anything because, there is nothing official about it.

Until now, that is. [Article retrieved by Pat Darnell HERE]

Yes folks, this whole business of iconship has reached the point that somebody has to do something about it. Therefore, at great personal expense, I have established The Icon Status Think Tank And Review Board. It is now the official duty of the ISTTRB to determine if and when someone has reached icon status. This will undoubtedly prove to be of incalculable benefit to mankind.

The ISTTRB held an emergency meeting in the wee hours of this morning because this query was put forth.

Is this man…

an icon?

The initial reaction of many ISTTRB members was that Lemmy, might actually be too genuine an article to be considered an icon. If Lemmy is an icon then, that puts him in the company of many well-established icons that are on the far lame side of the dial. Lemmy is 61 years old and plays heavy metal. Lemmy, got kicked out of a psychedelic rock band (Hawkwind) for taking too many drugs. Lemmy, wrote “Ace Of Spades”. He does that thing where the microphone is over his head. The term “headbangers” was coined to describe Motorhead fans. Lemmy, has been getting blasted, inciting riots, screwing groupies and touring constantly since the 70’s. Do you really want to put him next to say, Bill Gates or an “icon” like Donald Trump.

But, there has been some mounting evidence. Motorhead won a Grammy. This, by itself, is not enough to garner icon status. There are plenty of Grammy winners that aren’t icons.

But then, this came across the wires.

“We’re very excited to be able to introduce the Locoape brand to the public with an iconic license such as Motorhead. Lemmy is an artist that defines modern hard rock and metal music.” said Locoape CCO, Michael Romano.” Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister is the first in Locoape’s ongoing Icon Figure Series.


I’m sure you now understand the reason for the emergency midnight meeting of the The Icon Status Think Tank And Review Board. Obviously many ISTTRB members were troubled by the fact that this is a transparent marketing ploy on the part of Locoape, using “Icon” as their brand name for action figures. Some viewed it as an attempt to usurp ISTTRB authority.

To Locoape’s credit though, they did choose to use Lemmy. I mean, if they would have went with Beck or Jeff Tweedy…..

Anyway after hours of heated debate, the ISTTRB came to a consensus. The Grammy, high profile, celebrity packed birthday parties; these were things that were already on the table but, the action figure was the thing that tipped the balance.

So, without further ado,

By Official Proclamation of The Icon Status Think Tank And Review Board…

Lemmy is an ICON

Now that the ISTTRB has this first one under it’s belt, they pledge to move ever forward. With a fully operational, high functioning staff of Google and Wiki savvy peons constantly scouring the 24 hour news hole for editorial uses of the word “icon”, rest assured no stone will go unturned.

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6 Responses to “Icon, Yes?”
Ovidiu - GuitarFlame.com says:
March 22, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I guess the term is overused and it really depends in what situations you use it. If you speak about mainstream, icon means something and I guess it implies a certain level of visibility while in hard rock icon may mean something else. In this circle or hard rock, Motorhead and Lemmy are icons. Well, just don’t ask Michael Jackson’s fans about this…

Ovidiu – GuitarFlame.com’s last blog post..Your muscles remember what your brain forgot!

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J says:
March 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
It’s gotta be a “Bobble-head”


J’s last blog post..From the past; Speed Lives

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Pribek says:
March 23, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Lemmy Dashboard Bobble-head would be way cool.

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Metal Music Bands says:
January 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I’m down for a Lemmy bobble-head.
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Greek_Way_over_the_top says:
March 23, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Subject: Report of the undersecretary on top of things

Dear Esteemed ISTTRB authority:
The Board asked me to find the roots of the underpinning complexities of the Icon award to Lemming. The first posit is “Who Lemming.” For which the argument for is a false negative:
“Lemming would have made a better dictator than did Sadam Hussein.”

I took it upon myself to try a secondary source literature search to determine if primary research should be pursued in the iconoclasm of Sadam Hussein by the iconoclast Lemming [slash] Motorhead. Besides being a spectacular example of present world situations, this review brings the best out of both antiquities, and modernity of 21st century. In other words these are very up-to-the-minute reviews with roots in Greek Christian Orthodox liturgies.
http://blog.rock-n-roll-action-figures.com/
The closest I came to a working definition of the roots of Lemming iconoclasticism is founded in his rigorous contextual argument for a celebration of the dead…

The propitiation of spirits is closely associated with the festivity for the dead. It is believed that from the very first carnival week the souls of the dead people return to this world. Days especially devoted to them are Saturdays (All Souls Days). On these days people prepare “colliva” (wheat boiled with cinnamon, sesame, nuts, pomegranate, raisins and decorated with sugar) and they offer it to everybody so as souls are absolved from sin. People visit the graves of their beloved people and they place on the grave specially made offerings of bread. The sanctity of these days is also shown by the fact that women abstain from all housework.
It is astonishing that dead people come up into our world and accept the offerings and the honours of the living during the spring festivities, when nature wakes up from its long winter sleep. At the memorial dinners called “makaria” apart from the “colliva”, pasta is also served.
There is an explanation for the obviously clashing concepts of mourning for the dead and the joy of Carnival activities. It is not a mere coincidence the fact that in the same period, at the beginning of spring, when Modern Greeks celebrate the All Souls’ Day, the ancient Greeks celebrated the Flower Festival (Dionysus’ feast). Both have a dual significance; they are feasts of flowers, of wine, of unrestrained enjoyment as well as the days of the dead.
The concept of death which permeates the whole carnival devotional activity, through rituals that take place on the wet soil, emphasizes the existence of many meanings in the symbolic representation of life itself: the wet soil receives the death but it is also the womb and the provider of all forms of life.

[MGSA-L] Paniyiraki -- The Feast of St. George in Arachova, Greece

As speculative as this is, the standard bobble head, or spring loaded capper as advised by “J” will definitely serve the festivities well. Also advanced notice of the All Souls Day parades must be included in the standard billing for Lemming’s arrivals and departures. There could be up to a million seekers in the peanut galleries out to have a peek at the prize. This is a large population of adulation for the Icon, and must be protected and promised secure arrival and exit.

As is often the case your Bohemian leader Mr J Pribek has presented timely discussion via this forum. It is after all Easter Day. Celebration follows a death, which is again from the earliest Lemming notes… a Greek revivalist argument for the Iconoclastic:

Easter is the largest, most glorious and favorite feast of the Greeks. It is related to promises of awakening and of overcoming of the infernal element (of death), of enslavement (including national) and of humiliation. The Greek Easter, the so – called Lambri, is a tribute to outdoor life, a ritual that seems to recreate the Flower festival (or Dionysian Festival) of the ancient Greeks. Ancient Greek memories survive through Easter traditions.
The mythical thinking proves that the ancient Greeks used to believe in the breaking down of the wall of death and in the transition and return of the livings from the world of the dead. These ideas are found in the myth of Hercules’ descent to Hades, Alcestis’ abduction from the underworld, the myth of Demeter and Persephone, Ulysses’ visit to Hades . . .)

There you have it: “…In the 19th century iconoclast took on the secular sense that it has today, as in ‘Kant was the great iconoclast’”(James Martineau; The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company)

Conclusion:
“A multitude was at the feast and there was little water
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Three lissom girls together vowed to go and tell the dragon
-the boughs are laden with spring flowers
O dragon let the water flow, so revellers may quaff it”
…………………………………………………………….(from ‘Paniyiraki’) [a Michael Jaxson label...]

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Pribek says:
March 23, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Well said, Greek.


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inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents
Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,

But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Mouths!'

You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well.........

SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

Maricopa County was spending approximately $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog
shows.

The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.

The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.

I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand.

He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.

Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.

Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens.
Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of Sheriff.

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona ) who created the 'Tent City Jail':
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but 'G' movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination.
He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.

When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs.
He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton......If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'

More On The Arizona Sheriff:
With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:

About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.

Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.

'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Mouths!'

Way To Go, Sheriff!

Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

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